Friday, 11 December 2015

What to look up to in the lead-up to the 2016 elections

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People in the U.S. seem surprised every time that the electorate makes an underwhelming choice electing a representative to office... the...
Friday, 4 December 2015

The story of the Three Little Pigs after it was translated into Mandarin... Accidentally funny.

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Most people are familiar with the story of the three little pigs; what a lot of people don't know, however, is that the Chines...
Saturday, 28 November 2015

To anyone who was thinking of starting to smoke today ...

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To everything else that sucks when you smoke you can add one more thing to the list: all the people that are finding out about that on...
Friday, 27 November 2015

A brief recap and summary of the last 500 TED talks in less than... 4 minutes.

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I want to talk to you about something that's really important today... and that's creativity. First of all, though, let me say th...
Thursday, 26 November 2015

(Illuminati FAQ) How come they always find out that I'm not Jewish in Jewish studies class?

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If any of you are going to take Jewish studies classes soon, do let me know, will you.  I know that that is where you all learn how ...
Tuesday, 24 November 2015

What a typical job interview for women in Saudi Arabia sounds like...

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In Saudi Arabia, the society is segregated so that boys and girls never meet each other. Over there, they call any guy who's ever...
Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Is it racist to notice that Michael Jordan is Black (because I've never noticed that)?

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Last week, I was speaking to someone at work about a girl that I had seen earlier, when that person asked me what she looked like. I ...
Saturday, 9 May 2015

A brief 5-point guide to help you say "Hello" to Gulf Arabs without ticking them off...

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When you meet people from different countries, it's generally polite to say nice things about the countries that they are from. If they ...
Tuesday, 28 April 2015

The problem with Barack Obama.

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According to the media, Obama has been taking vacations frequently but one thing the media has not been discussing is of what benefit these ...
Monday, 27 April 2015

A funny bizarre story.

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Yesterday, I went up to a girl that I saw somewhere, and I asked her "Do you know that I won a Nobel prize in cockonomics". She s...
Friday, 24 April 2015

What makes awful pop stars disappear so fast?

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A lot of horrendous pop stars like Britney Spears, came out of nowhere to make their way to the top, only to just as quickly make their way...
Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Did you know that Germans now offer racism discounts?

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Black people in Germany run into problems everywhere, but Germans don't treat all Africans the same. Lighter skinned black people like...
Saturday, 4 April 2015

Brilliant gems of crazy, inimitable humor... Outrageously funny.....

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A funny video of about 70 English-language signs spotted in China... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE6P7oPpEig&t=9s
Thursday, 2 April 2015

A brief preface to the ensuing collection of absurdly funny, ridiculously hilarious translations into English of signs in China...

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This website only includes stories that I have written or recorded, as I prefer it that way. However, for now, for a limited time only, wh...
Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Read below to find out the motivation for posting these pictures of Chinese signs with horrible/awesome English translations.

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The pictures below, about 80 of them, are signs in English that have peculiar, atypical and crazily comical translations into English; signs...