Read below to find out the motivation for posting these pictures of Chinese signs with horrible/awesome English translations.

The pictures below, about 80 of them, are signs in English that have peculiar, atypical and crazily comical translations into English; signs that were all spotted in China.

They appear, from a comedy perspective, to be almost too good to be true.

There seemed to be no site that had more than 10 or so of them, so I decided to aggregate them from different sources, and to add them onto a single page.

They almost amount to a new language, a language that is staunchly vague, formless, and care-free, a mixture of English and who knows what else.

I may add descriptive captions to these pictures later on, but for now I will simply add the photos.

Consider the posting of these pictures to be revenge for the hacking at the OPM.

It is supposed to be a one-time thing, however, if the Chinese hack the US again, I am prepared to come out of retirement, and post one hundred more pictures of absurdly funny Chinese signs.

Watch out China!

You've been warned.

These are the pictures of China mentioned previously: