Thursday 26 November 2015

(Illuminati FAQ) How come they always find out that I'm not Jewish in Jewish studies class?




If any of you are going to take Jewish studies classes soon, do let me know, will you. 

I know that that is where you all learn how to rule the world... where you read the Protocols of Zion... where you read it and study it again and again so as to extract hidden meaning out of it. 

That's where you learn all that centuries-old rabbinical wisdom about how to rule the world. 

I have an interest in that myself... so if any of you are going to take a Jewish studies class soon... just save the notes for me, will you... at the end of the year... all the notes that you take in class... don't throw them away... just save them for me, will you. 

I need that information. 

I really really need it.

Don't you think you deserve a break by now, anyways? 

Why not let somebody else rule the world for a few years... take some time off... get rid of all that responsibility. 

Then, when you want your old job back, all you have to do is ask... just ask.... and I'll give you back your keys. 

Everything will be just like you left it.

I've tried to gain access to this information myself by sneaking into Jewish studies classrooms more than 20 times, but every time, they somehow find out that I'm not Jewish, and then they call security.

Also, one last thing, the notes that you take in class, try to make sure that they are legible, and not in doctors' handwriting. 

Not to bother anyone, but if you could type the notes out in a nice font like Times New Roman, and maybe in size 12 or 14, that would be really nice. 

I would hate to receive this document which precious few non-Jews have ever laid their eyes on and not to be able to use it because of poor handwriting.

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