Friday 24 April 2015

What makes awful pop stars disappear so fast?

A lot of horrendous pop stars like Britney Spears, came out of nowhere to make their way to the top, only to just as quickly make their way to the bottom.

Some people claim that these former celebrities and current has beens slept their way to the top, but this doesn't explain how they disappeared just as fast as they came.

Could it be that they not only slept their way to the top, but that they also slept their way to the bottom as well. After they shortcut their way through 3 levels at once and became stars, could their fuck-luck finally have ended and their careers started to reverse course. 

When one of these lame pop singers, let's say Britney, tried to get from the third to the fourth level, could it be that the executive she hooked up with thought that she was faking it and that she was lip synching her orgasms.

Could it be that he then gave her a big F for fraud, and that she subsequently fell down one rung in her career.

And then, when Britney tried to return to that prior, vertiginous level, is it possible that the next big shot that she came across with was not only not impressed, but that he was so disgusted with her that he didn't even speak to her afterwards, that he instead just squinted his eyes in her direction and gave her the thumbs down sign like in the movie Gladiator.

And in theory, could this reversal in Britney's fuck-luck not have continued until she finally reached rock bottom very, very fast?

If these talentless hacks, both male and female, slept their way to the top, is it possible that they also slept their way to the bottom?

Recently, when Britney was asked what her favorite song was, she said that it was Helter Skelter.

When asked "Why?", she said "I don't know, I just kind of relate to it I guess, I'm not really sure why."


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